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anigrrrl2:

john + defending sherlock

Next time we see this, it’s gonna be against Mary, “You will never hurt him again.” 

pizzaight:

turcl:

Estoy en el coche de mi mamá,

escoba escoba,

conseguir fuera me cochei

♡ ♡ 

"You are the love of my life,

without you,

I am incomplete” 

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starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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I’m on fire, I’m on fire

Not you!

imsirius:

"Everyday I wake up knowing that no matter how many lives I protect, no matter how many people call me a hero, someone even more powerful could change everything." 

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill

devil-whore-bitch:

They’ve got civilians trapped.

I love that while the avengers fought the aliens you also see them helping to evacuate people so they are safe. It’s not just fighting, it’s rescue as well.

clayur:


omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

clayur:

omegameh:

These are 4 circles that don’t intersect…

I’m fucked up. This fucked me up. I’m fucked. This is fucking fucked up. I’m fucked

d0nn0:

if your tagged/me is like wheres waldo then i ain’t playin

anigrrrl2:

Excuse me while I fling myself into the sun.