Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep


do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

Tom Hiddleston’s strut



cards against humanity / doctor who edition

requested by anonymous and rivermotherfuckingsong

[sherlock edition] [supernatural edition] [avengers edition]


me: mom, i need money
mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?


I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy


Sherlock turning up to crime scenes with John likeimageaww yisssss murder


"Are you my Mummy?" | 1x10, 4x05, 8x08


the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

omg i cant breathe this boy got mad at me over text so ive been replying to all his messages with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯